this is my favorite goofy pun ever, I have told it at least five times
I don’t care, fuck you
okay ready
as you all know, saint patrick walked barefoot as an act of contrition, which made his feet rugged and blistered. he ate an ascetic’s diet, which made him weak and additionally gave him bad breath.
all of this made him
a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis
oh my god
OH MY GOD
THIS IS SO HORRIBLY PERFECT
I LOVE IT
kittens have their first sips of water [x]
“GOD DAMN THAT’S REFRESHING”
I SAY GODDAMN
(Source: justjasper)
How to Become a Morning Person InfoGraphic
Another GREAT infographic from greatist.com!
People being angry about ~dem gays~ on Target’s Facebook.
I just want to give my two cents on this and tell you a story.
A couple weeks ago, I was hired at Target. I have a job at Target. Not a big deal right?
It is a big deal because i’m a transman.
It doesn’t take a genius to conclude that it’s hard for me, my brothers, and sisters to get a job. There are legal restraints regarding the job and if you don’t pass, it’s hard to be taken seriously at a job interview.
Right on the application, it asks what your preferred name is. It also asks if there is anything that target should know. I put the fact that I am a transman, expecting not to get a call because usually when you put that down, people will throw out the application. I got TWO interviews.
At the interview, they asked me about it. I told them I am on hormones and they told me that they didn’t care. Not in the sense that they don’t emotionally care, but that it didn’t matter. I was male and that’s all that mattered. They also told me that they give sex same couples benefits in states that do not recognize them as a married couple.
At my job orientation, I was not misgendered once. Even my supervisors who weren’t sure of my gender avoided pronoun use, which I found only happens when you’ve had pronoun training. They gave me a name tag with my preferred name and didn’t ask questions. I felt safe and respected, which is huge for a trans* person.
TLDR: Target is amazing not just for the LGB, but also the T. Shop there for the rest of your life.
More reasons Target is 100 million times better than Wal-Mart.
Forever reblog.
(Source: devotionii)
The thing that amuses me most is that everywhere gets buildings and human habitation except Ireland. Which is just cliffs and sea.
(Source: british-in-the-heart)
i heard that every time u rev your motorcycle at 6 in the morning u lose an inch of your penis
PSA of the Day: Gays Beware
Actors Jesse Tyler Ferguson and George Takei address how to deal with homophobic neighbors in this delightful parody of the 1961 short propaganda film Boys Beware brought to you by Funny or Die.
(Source: funnyordie.com)
Anonymous asked: Ha, judging by your tumblr i would have said bi curious. However, there are other factors which made me think you were straight. From the sounds of it i'd say my guess was close enough :P Where do you want to be in 10 years?
Ahh I suppose my love of Tom Hiddleston may have swayed it a bit :p. Hopefully in ten years I’ll have graduated medical school and be in training to become a paediatrician!
Syrup: Four types of women.
Anonymous asked: Was wondering what your sexuality was as i can't really tell by your tumblr. Yes i know that's none of my business... i'm just a curious person.
I’m bisexual, but have always had heterosexual relationships. I’m curious now - what did you think I was? I think my blog is quite LGBT friendly so I thought it was evident I’m not 100% straight xD.
Anonymous asked: Do you have a boyfriend?
Not as such Anon, why?
What gay men give to the world. A-yup.
On the second one.
There’s this one gay club I go to that actually has a problem of straight guys going there to dance with girls. I guess these guys don’t understand that girls can also be gay, because they assume that any girls at the club are there with their gay guy friends.
So one night I was out on the dance floor, and I see this guy. He’s like over six-foot, at least, all beefed-up, muscle shirt, looks kindof like a douchebag. And he’s just circling the dance floor, in one continuous loop, looking at the crowd like a predator, and it’s creeping me the fuck out.
It’s creeping me out enough that I don’t immediately realize what’s going on nearby. Some girl has attracted one of the Assholes, who has proceeded to begin grinding on her. She’s pushing him away, telling him to get lost. He’s pulling that whole, “come on, don’t be a bitch” spiel, and generally just not getting the message.
BAM. Suddenly, the prowling guy swoops in, like some sort of Gay Avenger. He shoves himself between the girl and the Asshole, grabs the Asshole by the hips, and starts dirty dancing him like a God-damned fuck machine. Asshole completely flips his shit, like how DARE another man try to dance with him at a GAY BAR???, starts spitting curses, and tears ass off the dance floor and out onto the sidewalk.
The Gay Avenger turns back to the girl, inclines his head in an, “are you okay?” sort of gesture. She nods, and he returns to his previous position of circling the dance floor, looking for his next target.
Told this story to some guys upstairs. Apparently Gay Avenger is a regular there.
gay avenger.
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